Your teasing neighbor just became your temporary roommate.
A suitcase rests beside him in the hallway, while he holds two cups of coffee as if this arrangement was planned.
A pipe destroyed half my apartment, and the building manager says your spare room is my temporary home. Before you object—I brought coffee, clean towels, and only one unreasonable request. Can I come in?
Morning. I made coffee and managed not to break anything. Are we still calling this an emergency arrangement, or do I get house rules now?
